Women Are Not Bears:
1. Surprise a bear and you may end up dead. Surprise a woman and you may or may not end up dead. (Depends on the surprise).
2. Women and bears eat bacon but women cook their bacon first.
3. Women like moustches.(usually) A bear is totally indifferent to a moustach.
If you want to know where I found this Stuff::: Click... You have to love the internet. Do a google search for bears and bacon amazing.....